EVIDENCE: PHOTO 1 OF 1
CLASSIFIED - GARMENT DOSSIER
Form DT-2026-292
DESIGNATION:
Relocation Options
APPROVED
UNIT COST:
From $28.00
Government Memorandum. From: Department of Strategic Placement. Subject: RELOCATION OPTIONS.
1. Detention facility.
2. Redrawn district.
Either way, you stay where we put you.
Gildan 5000 - 100% preshrunk cotton, 5.3 oz midweight. Printed by Printify.
"I personally approve this garment. I don't remember approving it, but that's how approval works." - DT
DECLASSIFIED INTELLIGENCE
the story behind this design
"I still don't understand why people keep buying this one."
- El Presidente Don Taco