CLASSIFIED - GARMENT DOSSIER Form DT-2026-292
DESIGNATION:

Relocation Options

APPROVED
UNIT COST: From $28.00
SIZE REQUISITION:
MATERIAL INTELLIGENCE:

Gildan 5000 • 100% Cotton • 5.3 oz

Government Memorandum. From: Department of Strategic Placement. Subject: RELOCATION OPTIONS.

1. Detention facility.
2. Redrawn district.
Either way, you stay where we put you.

Gildan 5000 - 100% preshrunk cotton, 5.3 oz midweight. Printed by Printify.

Don Taco

"I personally approve this garment. I don't remember approving it, but that's how approval works." - DT

DECLASSIFIED INTELLIGENCE

the story behind this design

Don Taco

"I still don't understand why people keep buying this one."

- El Presidente Don Taco