The Client List

APPROVED

UNIT COST: From $28.00

CASE FILE: EPSTEIN, J. [DECLASSIFIED]

Jeffrey Epstein's Client List: [REDACTED]

Some files stay classified. This shirt doesn't.

Gildan 5000 - 100% preshrunk cotton, 5.3 oz midweight. Printed by Printify.

"I personally approve this garment. I don't remember approving it, but that's how approval works." - DT

DECLASSIFIED INTELLIGENCE

the story behind this design

"I still don't understand why people keep buying this one."

- El Presidente Don Taco