All Designs
All garments have been reviewed and approved by the Office of El Presidente. Unauthorized opinions may vary.
FORM DT-2026-001
ISSUED
The Deficit
From $28.00
APPROVED
FORM DT-2026-002
ISSUED
The Client List
From $28.00
APPROVED
FORM DT-2026-003
ISSUED
Relocation Options
From $28.00
APPROVED
FORM DT-2026-004
ISSUED
No Dic In Team
From $28.00
APPROVED
FORM DT-2026-005
ISSUED
Chickens Out
From $28.00
APPROVED
"They're all perfect. I designed them all. Buy all of them. That's an order."
- El Presidente Don Taco